Aug
12th
Wed
12th
Uteri, by Apple
The Wooer: “Put that shit on ‘pause.’ Who needs fresh eggs when you don’t wanna use ‘em?”
Me: “Did you know that girls have more eggs than they could possibly ever use anyways? I don’t know who designed this clusterfuck of a product, but when Apple starts making uteri, I’m totally jumping ships.”
The Wooer: “Make sure to jailbreak it, or you won’t be allowed to install whatever you want into your purchased uterus!”
Me: “Jailbait it? Can Apple TURN BACK TIME now?!”
