13th
My first lesbian pick-up line
Late last night.
sista_flapjack We TOTALLY need to hang out sometime. You are my type of girl.
kimproper Absolutely. Which door are you?
[LONG PAUSE]
sista_flapjack I feel so stupid, but I have been combing the internet to find out what that means…
kimproper ROFL. I’m sorry—I don’t actually know where you live (your bio says “Next Door”). You probably haven’t changed that in a year—very opaque of me, I find.
sista_flapjack Now I’m ROFLing! Do you know how many people I have texted, IM’d, emailed to see what that means? I didn’t know if it was a lesbian pickup line! You have the internet flummoxed.
kimproper A lesbian pickup line? After all that, fuck. IT IS NOW. But, no, I like lesbians… but I LIKE cock.
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kimproper I just left the gym and I’m sitting in my car like an idiot laughing too hard to drive. HAHAHAHAHAHA ohPHEW. [TEAR].
sista_flapjack THIS IS WHY you are my girl!
