Kimproper Bostonian

Lights out, & a stiff prick. (And they didn’t have rabbits in 1973?).

“What do you women want? … A man who’ll go down on you when you have your period? A man who’ll kiss you before you brush your teeth in the morning and not say ‘Yiiich’? A man who’ll laugh with you when the lights go out?

A stiff prick, Freud said.

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Until I was 21, I measured my orgasms against Lady Chatterley’s and wondered what was wrong with me. Did it ever occur to me that Lady Chatterley was really a man? That she was really D.H. Lawrence?”