Nov
6th
Fri
6th
The Wooer Reel [abridged]
The Wooer: “You have a LOT of underwear.”
Me: “Well, I’m a GIRL.”
The Wooer: “I know.
I checked.”
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Me: “FINE I’ll make my own eggs… and try not to cry into them.”
The Wooer: “IF YOU DO DON’T SALT THEM.”
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The Wooer: “And I left my tennis shoes at your place.
…
…
NOW HOW WILL I PLAY TENNIS.”
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The Wooer: “[witty remark]”
Me: “Touché.”
Him: “I’ll tell you what. I’d like to be touchéing you right now.”
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Scanning the aisle signs at CVS:
The Wooer: “No. No. OH.
‘BABY CARE!’
…
Well.
That’s, like, the OPPOSITE of what we need.”
